This is the first day I've actually done anything interesting since Sunday. In light of recent events, I gave going to Georgies with Cara and Emilie a miss, and hung around bored while Robyn got ready to go out, and used about 3 cans of hairspray spiking her hair out, which was stupid as she was only going to the youth club, which they call veggie club for reasons unknown. It was because Dig was going to be there. You should've seen them with the hairspray and eyeliner- Cara, Georgie, Emilie and Robyn all fussing over what he thinks. He probably doesn't even care- he has a girlfriend who's a lot better looking than them. It's pathetic. They even went so far as to use the term 'a manifestation of god on earth- sex god!'. I am totally at a loss to what they see in him, but never mind.

It was ok, Dig and Mollie were a bit late and once again I had to sit and suffer while the people who run it tried desperately to convert me to christianity- the things they put me through for a BOY! And then Robyn and some older girl had a really long political debate over whether we live in a big brother nation, eventually deciding we did.

Now, being an egg, I'm not that intelligent, but it doesn't seem to me that the world we live in is anything at all like the big brother house. Our world is mundane and routine- the big brother house is more like an LSD induced trip to IKEA, with regular break dancing tasks at 4 in the morning. Half the time it seems I'm just really confused, but never mind. I'm sure I'll understand one day.